Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
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