lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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