yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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