this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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