If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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