I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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