I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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