May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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