best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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