This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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