OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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