she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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