thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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