69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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