If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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