i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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