can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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