She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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