Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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