I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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