THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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