handjob tips. give me some.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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