I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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