awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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