Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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