I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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