Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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