I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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