Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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