what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Of course I have a pirate flag
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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