Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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