when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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