I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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