that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
