So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
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