If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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