My friends, they love my intelligence
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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