apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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