remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
We left an ass print on the piano.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
