is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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