sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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