Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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