The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Its about making memories worth repressing
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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