I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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