What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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