Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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