its not stalking. its research.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize
