I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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