Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Please, let me fuck your mom
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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