I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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