I want to make a zoo with you.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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