Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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