She's JV to your varsity
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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